Off The Market

So I have a boyfriend.

Yeah...

And it promises to be one of the difficult relationships I will ever have. We are NOTHING alike and we fight constantly. We are from completely different backgrounds and we are both beyond stubborn. We irritate and frustrate each other and there are times where I really think I'm going to kill him. DO YOU HEAR ME?!? I WILL KILL YOU!!! (Yes, he reads this blog.)

So why am I with him? Because he makes me laugh like a 5 year old. He's sweet, kind, considerate, and chivalrous. He thinks of me before he thinks of himself. He demands as much of me as I do of him. He calls me on my bullshit ALL THE TIME. He's unpredictable and unnervingly observant when it comes to how I'm feeling. He has a sweet smile and an innocent heart. He's adorable and surprisingly smart. He thinks I'm beautiful. And also, he's fucking amazing in bed.

So here is to my new boyfriend, Eggo (named by Val). May our fights be in jest and my rage stay at bay so I don't kill you. Also, may the sex stay spectacular! (Yes, I'm still worn out from yesterday...)